Thursday, November 24, 2005

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Nokia 6680

Hari nie aku ada invitation dari Hotel Istana KL untuk presentation ceremony hadiah lucky draw. Masa bulan puasa dulu, opis aku ada buat berbuka puasa bersama staff Celcom kat Hotel Istana. Aku ingat lagi ada isi boring quiz & comment pasal Hotel Istana. Aku hentam jer. Minggu lepas staff Hotel Istana call aku, kata aku dapat hadiah lucky draw quiz tu. Aku pun ok jer lah. Aku pun datanglah hari nie.

Ceremony tu dari pukul 11-12 tengahari. Diorang sekalikan dengan majlis penyerahan Ramadhan Charity Fund dan launch Charity Fund baru. Masa pengumuman pemenang quiz tu, ada 12 pemenang. Aku tunggulah nama aku di panggil. Aik, takder ker. At last pengumuman Grand Prize Winner….Norfaezal …huh???? aku ker, kekeke dapat no 1 rupanya, ingatkan saguhati jek, dapatlah aku handphone Nokia 6680. Merasa gak aku guna handphone mahal. Balik opis biasalah kenalah ciwi sikit. Hehehehe.

Aku & Bobz ulang tayang upacara penyerahan
Baru vs Lama

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Selamat Hari Raya Pose 6

Yeah...yeah...dah raya. Hehehe. Hari nie aku raya untuk kali kedua. Aku dah abihkan pose 6 aku seperti biasa. Semalam last. Rasa macam kekok jer nak makan pagi nie.

Pagi2 lagi dah bantai kek coklat. Sambut besday Bobz & Rahman. Untuk bulan 11 nie diorang lah besday boy.

Boring sungguh minggu nie…keje tengah takder…sekolah tengah cuti. Jadi semua orang melepak ler kat opis. Lepas besday party tadi, aku buatlah meeting sikit. Lepas tu aku & komeng pegi opis Cheras ambil rak dokumen bawak balik sini. Sempat lagi kitorang pegi makan nasi ayam kampong kat Medan Vellodrum. Tapi kedai yang biasa tu takda. Jadi makanlah kat kedai lain. Kureng sikit.

Masa tengah makan nampak staf2 skuad era avanza tengah makan. Aku tunggu gak diorang nak bagi hadiah. Rupa2 nya diorang buat promosi kat tempat lain. Ches.

Bobz & Rahman tengah posing nak potong kek.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

10 Things I Hate About You

I hate you, I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car.

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right.

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it that you're not around and the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Raya Dah Abih

Sekejap jer dah naik keje balik. Aku bertolak dari Melaka pagi semalam. Saja balik awal. Takut jem teruk kat seremban sebab orang berpusu2 nak balik KL & Selangor. Aku hari nie dah start keje...tapi macam biasalah...mood raya masih ada. 4 orang masih lagi cuti sampai esok.

Raya aku biasalah tak meriah sangat. Cuma raya kedua tu along & icham balik melaka. Meriah ler sikit dengan riuh rendah anak buah aku. Anak icham lak baru aku dapat jumpa. Aqil nama dia, asyik tersenyum dan kena orang layan dia. Kalau tak, melalak. Dah 5 bulan dah umur Aqil. Maklumlah Pak Su dia dah setahun tak balik kampung. Anak2 along lak seperti selalu, si Fikri (kedua) dengan Ana (ketiga) tak abih2 bergaduh...ada jer yang nak di kelahikan. Pasal siapa nak duduk tengah dalam kete pun nak bergaduh. Adush...pening Pak Su dia.

Kat kampung topik paling biasa orang tanya aku adalah 'Bila Lagi'...hehehe...apa takder soklan lain ker...nanti kalau dah ada jodoh aku...aku kawin lah...tak yah semua sibuk2...lepas tu macam2 agensi cari jodoh jumpa aku...nak rekemen..aku kata...aaaaarrrghhhh.....tak yah...

Pose 6. Aku seperti biasa, raya kedua dah start pose 6. Malas aku nak tunggu2, cepat abih, cepat aku raya sekali lagi. Hari nie dah 4 hari aku pose 6...yeah yeah lagi 2 hari jer lagi.